tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9041208838363500272024-03-05T07:56:01.816-08:00Funny Pinoy Tagalog StuffHave a great time reading funny pinoy stuff. Funny pinoy short stories, silly pinoy jokes, short pickup lines, cool pictures, funny quotes, Filipino humor,Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.comBlogger147125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-69985511982815144822017-02-09T04:34:00.000-08:002017-02-09T04:34:04.385-08:00Classroom Jokes - Ang Uwak Teacher Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Classroom Jokes - Ang Uwak Teacher Jokes </h2>
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<b>Teacher</b>: Juan i-english mo eto.<br />
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Juan: Ano poh mam?<br />
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Teacher: "Ang uwak ay hinang-hinang naglakad"<br />
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Juan: "The wak wak weak weak wok wok..."<br />
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<b>Professor</b>: magpapa-class picture tayo para paglaki nyo, sasabihin nyo:<br />
“wow si dodong police na,<br />
wow si inday teacher na,<br />
wow si tomas doctor na,<br />
<b>JUAN</b>: wow si mam!<br />
PATAY NA..<br />
Professor: umupo ka.. wag kang sasali!<br />
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<a href="http://pinoyfunstuff.blogspot.com/2017/02/funny-pinoy-tagalog-teacher-and-student.html">More Funny Tagalog Teacher Jokes here</a><br />
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Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-22889240716308591672017-02-08T04:28:00.000-08:002017-02-08T04:28:03.756-08:00Funny Pinoy Tagalog Teacher and Student Jokes on Classrooms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Funny Pinoy Tagalog Teacher and Student Jokes on Classrooms</h2>
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Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher.<br />
<b>Teacher</b>: Bakit blanko ang papel mo?<br />
<b>Student</b>: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.<br />
Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?<br />
Student: Ubos na po, Kinain ng baka.<br />
Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?<br />
Student: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo? syempre umalis na po.<br />
Common sense naman mam!<br />
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Pinoy Classroom Jokes<br />
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Nakaupo sa sahig ang mga estudyante at naglalaro.<br />
Teacher: Class, umupo na kayo sa mga upuan nyo.<br />
Mga Studyante : Opo mam<br />
Teacher: Class, tumayo sa inyo ang bobo.<br />
May isang estudyanteng tumayo.<br />
Teacher: Bakit ka tumayo? Inaamin mo bang bobo ka?<br />
Studyante: Hindi po mam. Dinadamayan ko lang kayo eh kasi kayo lang nakatayo mag-isa sa klase.<br />
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Teacher: Juan, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?<br />
Juan: hindi po mam.<br />
Teacher: Pedro, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?<br />
Pedro: hindi rin po mam.<br />
Teacher: wala ba sa inyo nakakakilala kay Jose Rizal?<br />
Bebang: maam, baka po sa kabilang section.<br />
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Filipino Teacher Jokes<br />
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<b>Guro</b>: Pedro, late ka na naman?<br />
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko...<br />
Guro: Edi i-advance mo...<br />
Biglang lumabas si pedro<br />
Guro: Pedro, saan ka pupunta?<br />
Pedro: Uuwi na po, time na eh..<br />
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Funny Filipino Tagalog Teacher and Student Jokes</h3>
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Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-50750580089476247792017-02-06T08:36:00.002-08:002017-02-06T08:36:32.816-08:00Funny Tagalog Jokes - Pinoy Conversations<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<b>Funny Erap Tagalog Jokes</b><br />
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<b>Erap</b>: Magkano ba yan?<br />
<b>Tindera</b>: 100 pesos lang<br />
<b>Erap</b>: Aba mura, sige bibili ako para sa computer ko.<br />
<b>Tindera</b>: Bakit para sa computer nyo?<br />
<b>Erap</b>: Bakit may windows din naman yon ah!</div>
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Teacher: Juan, give me a sentence.<br />
Juan: Ma'am is beautiful, isn't she?<br />
Teacher: Very good! Please translate in tagalog.<br />
Juan: Si ma'am ay maganda, hindi naman di ba?</div>
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<b>Filipino Police Joke</b><br />
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Babae: Sir, kakasuhan ko po iyong kapitbahay naming si bogart.<br />
Police: Ano ang isasampang kaso sa kanya?<br />
Babae: Attempted rape po sir.<br />
Police: Eh, Baka pwedeng maayos niyong dalawa iyan, total di naman natuloy iyong rape.<br />
Babae: Kaya nga nagdedemanda ako Sir, dahil di pa niya itinuloy.<br />
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Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-57592375937010567062017-02-05T07:50:00.000-08:002017-02-05T07:50:23.134-08:00Boy Girl Astig Banat Lines Tagalog<h2>
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Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko<br />
Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?<br />
Boy: Hindi, handa akong. Mamatay ng dahil sayo</div>
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Boy: Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??<br />
Girl: Bakit naman?<br />
Boy: para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.</div>
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boy: ang tangkad talaga ng kapatid mo, pwedeng pwede maging stewardess.<br />
Girl: bakit, ako hindi?<br />
boy: bakit ka pa mag stewardess eh piloto ka na ng puso ko!</div>
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Boy: Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino, pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.<br />
Girl: Ano?<br />
Boy: Apelyido ko</div>
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More astig funny tagalog quotes</h2>
Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-53920574833591258662017-01-23T22:25:00.000-08:002017-01-23T22:25:56.774-08:00Busy Pa ako Astig Banat Lines | Tagalog Love Quotes | SmsBusy Pa ako <br />
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GIRL: Bakit di kapa natutulog?<br />
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BOY: Busy pa ako.<br />
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GIRL: So, nakakaistorbo ako?<br />
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BOY: Hindi ka nakakaistorbo sakin. Busy pa kasi ako sa pakikipag-usap sa babaeng mamahalin ko habang buhay.<br />
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yan ang banat<br />
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Busy Pa ako Astig Banat Lines | Tagalog Love Quotes | SmsCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-69906025639199018282017-01-22T17:53:00.000-08:002017-02-04T07:39:15.249-08:00Adik Astig Banat Lines | Tagalog Love Quotes | Text Message Love QuotesAdik <br />
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Sabi nila ang ADIK kapag nahuli sure makukulong..<br />
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Paano kung adik ako sayo?<br />
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Ikukulong mo ba ako sa puso mo?<br />
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Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? type kasi kita eh<br />
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Boy: Para kang alak.<br />
Girl Banat: Bakit?<br />
Boy : Kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap.<br />
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Redhorse ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh<br />
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Adik Astig Banat Lines | Tagalog Love Quotes | Text Message Love QuotesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-66793740383056273762011-12-09T16:40:00.000-08:002011-12-09T16:40:48.753-08:00Kaibigan Funny Relationship Quotes | Tagalog Love Quotes | SmsKaibigan <br />
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Teacher : CLASS! Ano ang kaibigan para sa inyo??<br />
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Pedro: kasama in good & bad times.<br />
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Inday: Sabihan ng secrets po.<br />
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Teacher : tama kayong lahat. Oh ! Juan , ano ang kaibigan para sau?<br />
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Juan : KAIBIGAN ??<br />
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Yan ung pinaka nakaka-insultong tinawag saken ng taong MAHAL ko !!<br />
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Kaibigan Funny Relationship Quotes | Tagalog Love Quotes | SmsCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-82963245845771297832011-12-04T17:45:00.000-08:002011-12-04T17:45:56.400-08:00Magsyota sa Motel Funny Gay Jokes | Pinoy Relationships | TagalogMagsyota sa Motel<br />
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BF: "Alam mo love, ikaw ang first girl na dinala ko dito."<br />
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GF: "Sinungaling. Sabi nila lagi ka dito!"<br />
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BF: "Oo, pero ikaw lang talaga ang girl!"<br />
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Magsyota sa Motel Funny Gay Jokes | Pinoy Relationships | TagalogCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-76330231819969736392011-12-04T17:42:00.000-08:002011-12-04T17:42:41.578-08:00Butil ng Palay Funny Teacher Jokes | Funny Kid Jokes | TagalogButil ng Palay<br />
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TEACHER: "Mga bata, alam niyo ba na ang bawat butil ng palay ay galing sa<br />
dugo’t pawis ng mga magsasaka?"<br />
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MGA BATA: "Eeewww"Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-23531386531912946832011-12-04T17:38:00.000-08:002011-12-04T17:38:46.978-08:00Sa Likod Sad Love Quotes | Tagalog Love Quotes | SMSSa Likod <br />
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Sa likod ng mga ngiti ko my mga luha<br />
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sa likod ng mga biro ko nagtatago ang problema<br />
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hindi man ako laging 2nay na masaya<br />
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sana malapitan kita pag di ko n kaya<br />
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Sa Likod Sad Love Quotes | Tagalog Love Quotes | SMSCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-63358570595346628552011-11-28T18:12:00.001-08:002011-11-28T18:12:59.378-08:00Ratio of a good relationship Love Quotes | Tagalog Love QuotesRatio of a good relationship<br />
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Ratio of a good relationship..<br />
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Pag rich BF : Happy si GF<br />
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Kung sexy GF : Contented BF<br />
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Smart GF : Under ang BF<br />
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Handsome BF : Problematic GF<br />
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Beautiful GF : Proud BF<br />
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Athletic BF : So many GF<br />
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Talented BF : Inlove GF<br />
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Ratio of a good relationship Love Quotes | Tagalog Love QuotesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-23594402848638679342011-11-28T18:09:00.001-08:002011-11-28T18:09:45.680-08:00Mahal Ko Sya Love Text Message | Tagalog Love Quotes | SmsMahal Ko Sya <br />
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“Minsan tinanong ko sa sarili ko..<br />
Bakit namimis ko siya?<br />
Bakit concern ako sa kanya?<br />
Bakit kailangan ko siya itxt?<br />
Pero, sabi ng isip ko,<br />
Simple lang..<br />
kc mahal ko siya..”<br />
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Mahal Ko Sya Love Text Message | Tagalog Love Quotes | SmsCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-21568918408867899012011-11-28T18:07:00.000-08:002011-11-28T18:07:12.605-08:00Masakit tanggapin Tagalog Hate Quotes | Hate Text Message | SmsMasakit tanggapin <br />
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“Maagaw man sa akin ang taong pinakamamahal ko, hindi ako<br />
iiyak, pababayaan ko lang siya..<br />
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Simple lang naman eh, sasama ba siya sa iba kung ako talaga<br />
ang mahal niya?<br />
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Is apa, maghahanap ba siya ng iba kung ako talag ang gusto<br />
niya?<br />
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Tama diba?<br />
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Bakit ko pa pag aaksiyahan ang isang tao na alam ko naman na<br />
hindi ako kayang ipaglaban?<br />
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Masakit tanggapin ang katotohanan, pero mas masakit ang mag<br />
tanga tangahan.”<br />
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Masakit tanggapin Tagalog Hate Quotes | Hate Text Message | SmsCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-85298314431004751082011-11-26T18:39:00.000-08:002011-11-26T18:39:59.689-08:00Driver Nahuli Pumarada Funny Driver Jokes | Funny Pulis JokesDriver Nahuli Pumarada<br />
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Pulis: Bakit ka pumarada dyan? Hindi mo ba nakita ang “no parking” sign dyan?<br />
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Driver: Nakita ko po,kayo po ang hindi ko nakita!Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-60720724345096007032011-11-23T16:16:00.000-08:002011-11-23T16:16:45.146-08:00isang libo Astig Banat Lines | Tagalog Love Quotes | Love Text Messageisang libo<br />
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“Kung ikaw ay “isang piso”,<br />
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At ako ay "isang libo",<br />
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kapag ikaw ay mawawala,<br />
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hindi na ako kumpleto.”<br />
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isang libo Astig Banat Lines | Tagalog Love Quotes | Love Text MessageCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-6610513115361281912011-11-22T17:58:00.000-08:002011-11-22T17:58:41.123-08:00Naglalaro ng apoy Funny Pinoy Love Jokes | Mag-Asawa JokesNaglalaro ng apoy<br />
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Lito: Boy! Yung asawa mo,nakita kong naglalaro ng apoy!<br />
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Boy: Hahaha! Nagulat ka ano? Sanay talaga sa apoy yun,..<br />
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dating taga karnabal yun eh!<br />
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Naglalaro ng apoy Funny Pinoy Love Jokes | Mag-Asawa JokesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-49299330584554615582011-11-22T17:51:00.001-08:002011-11-22T17:51:26.754-08:00Gwapo gago Tagalog Hate Quotes | Hate Text Message | Sms QuotesGwapo gago<br />
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"aanhin mo ang GWAPO?<br />
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kung masisira naman GANDA mo sa kakaicip kung ilan kayong ginaGAGO"<br />
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Gwapo gago Tagalog Hate Quotes | Hate Text Message | Sms QuotesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-63523131524577296902011-11-20T19:44:00.000-08:002011-11-20T19:44:33.759-08:00Siomai at hopia Tagalog Love Quotes | Love Text Message | SmsSiomai at hopia <br />
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gUtOm kb??<br />
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libre kita ng siOmai at hOpia<br />
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sO dat i can SIO-MIA LOVE 4 U<br />
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& HOP-IA LOVE ME 2<br />
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Siomai at hopia Tagalog Love Quotes | Love Text Message | SmsCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-1829210545941852692011-11-19T18:17:00.000-08:002011-11-19T18:17:28.496-08:00Magig Basurero Tagalog Love Quotes | Astig Banat Lines | Sms QuotesMagig Basurero <br />
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little boy: paglaki ko,gus2 q maging basurero.<br />
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little girl: bakit un ang gus2 mo?<br />
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little boy: para aq ang pupulot sau pag bnasura ka ng taong mhal mo!<br />
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;)<br />
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Magig Basurero Tagalog Love Quotes | Astig Banat Lines | Sms QuotesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-53776668116736826852011-11-18T18:08:00.000-08:002011-11-18T18:08:45.963-08:00sya o ikaw Astig Banat Lines | Flirty Lines | Tagalog Love Quotes | Smssya o ikaw <br />
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mabait cya pro sweet ka<br />
naala2 ko cya pro hnahanap kta<br />
cya mundo ko pro ikw buhay ko<br />
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gulo no? pro mani2wla k ba<br />
kng savhin ko na..<br />
cya ang gus2 ko.<br />
pro ikw ang mhal ko?<br />
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sya o ikaw Astig Banat Lines | Flirty Lines | Tagalog Love Quotes | SmsCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-45095475707304470332011-11-18T17:54:00.001-08:002011-11-18T17:54:18.336-08:00Busy Pa ako Astig Banat Lines | Tagalog Love Quotes | SmsBusy Pa ako <br />
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GIRL: Bakit di kapa natutulog?<br />
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BOY: Busy pa ako.<br />
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GIRL: So, nakakaistorbo ako?<br />
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BOY: Hindi ka nakakaistorbo sakin. Busy pa kasi ako sa pakikipag-usap sa babaeng mamahalin ko habang buhay.<br />
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yan ang banat<br />
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Busy Pa ako Astig Banat Lines | Tagalog Love Quotes | SmsCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-22589484825405751062011-11-17T20:03:00.001-08:002011-11-17T20:03:25.133-08:00Masaya ako pagkasama ka Tagalog Love Quotes | SMS Love QuotesMasaya ako pagkasama ka <br />
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naala2 mo nung mnsan nkatitig ak sayo<br />
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tnanongmo "bkit?" ngumiti lang ako<br />
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iniicip ko kc<br />
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ano bang meron ka,<br />
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bkit msya ako pgksama ka<br />
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Masaya ako pagkasama ka Tagalog Love Quotes | SMS Love QuotesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-33312752414582114652011-11-17T20:00:00.000-08:002011-11-17T20:00:29.747-08:00Nescafe Love Tagalog Love Quotes | Love Text Message | SMSNescafe Love <br />
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Alam ko di ako yong tipong parang NFA RICE<br />
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kung pilahan..<br />
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Di rin NIDO para maging no.1 at<br />
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Lalong di McDO para masabi mong love ko ‘to<br />
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Di man kita makasama forever,sana kahit<br />
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parang NESCAFE man lang-let’s make<br />
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every moment perfect<br />
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Nescafe Love Tagalog Love Quotes | Love Text Message | SMSCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-2453311055064984072011-11-17T19:53:00.000-08:002011-11-17T19:53:53.316-08:00Mag-Ama na Walang Ulam Funny Mag-Ama Jokes | Tagalog Jokes | SMSMag-Ama na Walang Ulam<br />
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ANAK: Tay wla nnamn tyong ulam<br />
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AMA: Mahirap ngayon ang buhay anak,<br />
tiis muna tayo, isipin mo na lng ung ulam<br />
na sasabihin ko sa bwat subo mo<br />
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ANAK: Cge tay!<br />
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AMA: Nilagang baka!<br />
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ANAK: Hmmm…sarap<br />
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AMA: Adobo baboy!<br />
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ANAK: Hmmm…sarap<br />
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AMA: Kalderetang kambing!<br />
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ANAK: Huhuhuhu <br />
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AMA: Bkit ka niyak!<br />
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ANAK: Ang anghang tay!<br />
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Mag-Ama na Walang Ulam Funny Mag-Ama Jokes | Tagalog Jokes | SMSCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-904120883836350027.post-57666406788897300782011-11-16T16:51:00.000-08:002011-11-16T16:51:49.225-08:00Kung Magmahal ang ina Funny Mag-Ina Jokes | Pinoy Pilyo | Tagalog JokesKung Magmahal ang ina<br />
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NANAY: "Nak, kya kita pinalo kc mahal kita"<br />
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ANAK: "gnun po ba?"<br />
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(cnampal ang nanay)<br />
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NANAY: "trantado kang bata ka! bt mo q cnampal?"<br />
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ANAK: "I love u too nay!"<br />
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Kung Magmahal ang ina Funny Mag-Ina Jokes | Pinoy Pilyo | Tagalog JokesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0