Funny Tagalog Jokes - Pinoy Conversations

Funny Tagalog Jokes - Pinoy Conversations

Funny Erap Tagalog Jokes

Erap: Magkano ba yan?
Tindera: 100 pesos lang
Erap: Aba mura, sige bibili ako para sa computer ko.
Tindera: Bakit para sa computer nyo?
Erap: Bakit may windows din naman yon ah!

Pinoy Teacher Jokes and quotes

Teacher: Juan, give me a sentence.
Juan: Ma'am is beautiful, isn't she?
Teacher: Very good! Please translate in tagalog.
Juan: Si ma'am ay maganda, hindi naman di ba?

Filipino Police Joke

Babae: Sir, kakasuhan ko po iyong kapitbahay naming si bogart.
Police: Ano ang isasampang kaso sa kanya?
Babae: Attempted rape po sir.
Police: Eh, Baka pwedeng maayos niyong dalawa iyan, total di naman natuloy iyong rape.
Babae: Kaya nga nagdedemanda ako Sir, dahil di pa niya itinuloy.

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Wish Ka Funny Erap Jokes | Funny Genie Jokes | Pinoy Politics | Tagalog Jokes

Wish Ka

Genie: Wish ka!
Erap: Lagyan mo ng flyoevers ang buong Pilipinas! Etong Mapa!
Genie: Hirap naman! Iba na lang!
Erap: Gawin mo akong matalino!
Genie: Asan na nga yung mapa? 

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Fire Exit Funny Erap Jokes | Funny Pinoy Politics | Tagalog Jokes

 Fire Exit

Erap talking to a sales girl.
Erap: Need gloves as gift sa asawa ko but don’t know her size.
Sales girl: Touch my hand so you will know her size.
Erap: She also needs panty and bra.Erap Jokes - 3Friday, June 20, 2008 4:43 PMScenario: Nasusunog ang Malacañang.
Lacson: Erap, nasusunog na ang Malacañang kailangan na nating umalis ditto, tara dun tayo sa fire exit.
Erap: Tanga ka ba dun nga lumalabas ang apoy eh!  

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Erap Puzzle Funny Erap Jokes | Funny Pinoy Politics | Tagalog Jokes

 Erap Puzzle

Erap: Pre, ang bilis ko natapos buuin yung puzzle!
Juan: Talaga pare? Gaano kabilis?
Erap: 5 months!
Juan: Ang tagal naman!
Erap Tanga! Anong matagal?! Nakalagay nga dito “For 3 years and up!”

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Tissue Paper Funny Erap Jokes | Funny Pinoy Jokes | Funny Tagalog Jokes

Tissue Paper

ERap: Lintik na ibon yon... Iniputan ako!
Guard: Sir, sandali lang po kukuha ako ng toilet paper.
Erap: Wag na! Paano mo pa mapupunasan yung pwet non eh nakalipad na! Tanga ka talaga!

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Ready Aim Funny Erap Jokes | Funny Pinoy Jokes | Erap Jokes

Ready Aim

Erap, Cory and Ramos papatayin nauna, Ramos.        
Army: Ready aim…
Ramos: Lumilindol lumilindol!!!  ( Nagtakbuhan ang lahat at nakatakas si Ramos.)

Cory’s turn
Army: Ready aim….
Cory: May kalaban may kalaban!!!  (Nagsitago ang lahat.)

Erap: Ah! Ganyan pala ha!
Army: Ready aim…
Erap: Fire!!!
Dedo si Erap. 

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First Person on the sun

Yeltsin: We are the first person in space.
Clinton: We are the first on the moon.
Erap: We will be the first to land on the sun.
USA: You can’t land on the sun, its too hot.
Erap: You know, were not stupid, we gonna go there at night.

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