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Kaibigan

Teacher : CLASS! Ano ang kaibigan para sa inyo??

Pedro:  kasama in good & bad times.

Inday:  Sabihan ng secrets po.

Teacher :  tama kayong lahat. Oh ! Juan , ano ang kaibigan para sau?

Juan :  KAIBIGAN ??




Yan ung pinaka nakaka-insultong tinawag saken ng taong MAHAL ko !!

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Magsyota sa Motel Funny Gay Jokes | Pinoy Relationships | Tagalog

Magsyota sa Motel



BF: "Alam mo love, ikaw ang first girl na dinala ko dito."

GF: "Sinungaling. Sabi nila lagi ka dito!"

BF: "Oo, pero ikaw lang talaga ang girl!"


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Nag kakamali ka anak Funny Mag-Ama Jokes | Pinoy Relationship | Tagalog Jokes

Nag kakamali ka anak

Bata: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo lahat ng gagawin ko mali. Di nyo ko mahal!

Ama: Nagkakamali ka anak.

Anak: Shit! Mali na naman ako!

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Ano English sa UTOT Funny Mag-Ama Jokes | Pinoy Relationships | Pinoy henyo

Ano English sa UTOT?

Anak: Itay, anu English ng utot?
Tatay: Wind of change.




Anak: Eh … ung utot n d tumtunog?
Tatay: Sound of silence.


Anak: Eh … ung utot n my dalang dumi?
Tatay: Dust in the wind.


Anak: Eh ung utot n d cnasadya?
Tatay: Careless Whisper.


Anak: Eh ung inipit?
Tatay: Please release me

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Ama at Anak


ama: anak,pagbagsak ka sa exam mo,kalimutan mo na aq ha?

(after exam)

ama: anak ,kamusta exam?

anak: who u?

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Zodiac Sign Funny Mag GF BF Jokes | Pinoy Relationships | Tagalog Jokes

Zodiac Sign

Magsyotang nag-uusap sa tabing dagat…

Girl: hon, ano zodiac sign moh?

Boy: (nag-isip siya dahil di niya alam) sayo muna hon..

Girl: zodiac sign ko CANCER..

Boy: sa akin GOITER.

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 Gay Husband

WIFE: bwisit! Bakla ka pala! Jan kana nga!
HUSBAND: luv, san ka pupunta?
WIFE: Maghahanap ng lalaki!
HUSBAND: Dalawahin muh ah! TIG-ISA TAU!

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Nabaliw sa Sobrang Pagkakamis Funny Mag GF BF Jokes | Pinoy Relationships | Tagalog Jokes

Nabaliw sa Sobrang Pagkakamis

alam mo

mis n kita kanina pgkain ko

mukha mo nsa pla2 ko

pg inom ko mukha mo nsa baso ko grabe!

pti b nman s banyo?

mukha mo nsa inodoro! over n2?


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Maganda At Pangit Funny Mag GF BF Jokes | Funny Pinoy Relationships | Tagalog Jokes

Maganda At Pangit


a girl was inlove with an ugly man.

her friends asked her, why him?

then d girl replied imedi8ly.

“haler?! hndi b kayo nanuod ng beauty and d beast? po`pogi din xa!=)

d guy hear dis en he sed.

“tangek! d mo ba npanuod

ung shrek?! papanget ka din”

hahaha


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Anak at Tatay Funny Father and Son Jokes | Funny Pinoy Relationships | Tagalog Jokes

Anak at Tatay


ANAK:Tay,mag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!

TATAY:Ano ung danktrak?

ANAK:Yung pong trak na 10 ang gulong na karga buhangin?

TATAY:Tanga inde danktrak un…TEN MILLER!


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Ratio of a good relationship Funny Mag Gf Bf Jokes | Funny Pinoy Relationships

Ratio of a good relationship

Pag rich BF : Happy si GF
Kung sexy GF : Contented BF
Smart GF : Under ang BF
Handsome BF : Problematic GF
Beautiful GF : Proud BF
Athletic BF : So many GF
Talented BF : Inlove GF


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Zodiac Sign


may dalawang mag asawa.. nag tanung ng zodiac sign yung lalake pag tapos nilang mag sex...

lalake: Lab anung zodiac sign mo?
babae: anu yung zodiac sign?
lalake: yun yung kapalaran mo..
babae: ahhh... ganun ba.. eh ano yung sayo?
lalake: sakin kasi, CANCER sayo?
babae: ahh... sakin AIDS...


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Turon

may dalawang magshotang naglalakad sa park...

boy: bhe, may itatanong ako sayo...
gurl:ano yun?
boy:ano ang saging na mataba?
girl:edi saba
boy: aba ang galing...
boy:ano naman ang saging na may balat, isinusubo at nagsisimula sa letter "T"
gurl: yuck! ang bastos mo!
boy:sus di mo masabi ung sagot mo at tsaka hindi nman bastos yun
girl:ano ba ung sagot?
boy: edi TURON!!!!!!



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